You either love him or hate him. I love him. If you ignore Simon's oddly flat hair, love of man cleavage and tendency to mock people with severe mental issues, he's actually an okay guy.
Okay, maybe he doesn't show off all his charm in that video, but check him out here:
Awww. He's just a big softy at heart!
Why else do I live Simon? He's always right about Idol contestants, he secretly loves Paula (and so do I, as you know) and he wears super bitchin' tight t-shirts. Plus, he's a bamillionkatrillionaire-- always a good quality in a man!
Awww. He's just a big softy at heart! Why else do I live Simon? He's always right about Idol contestants, he secretly loves Paula (and so do I, as you know) and he wears super bitchin' tight t-shirts. Plus, he's a bamillionkatrillionaire-- always a good quality in a man!
