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Chinese Continental Breakfast

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Chinese Continental Breakfast

 

The best thing in the world is eating cold leftover pizza in the morning.

The second best thing is reheating some Chinese food.

 

I had chicken fingers, spare ribs and pork fried rice compliments of China Chopsticks located at 148 Granite Street (next to Star Market), Quincy, MA 02169. For pick up or delivery call 617-471-9277.

 

Yes, I know that by heart.

 

I know what you are thinking..."Aren't you supposed to be losing some weight in preparation of your buddy's wedding? You whale ass!"

 

Yes, you're right. I am supposed to be losing some weight before August and yes, my ass does resemble Shamu, thank you very much, but it's a nice ass and I like it. I just need a good kick in it sometimes. I need the movitation!

 

There were weight standards in the military but I think my motivation was discharged along with me when I got out.

 

I had to run a mile and a half in less than 15 minutes. I also had to do a certain number of push-ups as well as sit-ups.

 

Running? Push-ups? Sit-ups?

I get out of breath just taking the elevator down to pick up my paper each morning.

 

I am getting angina just thinking about all of this.

 

I did promise Julia we would go to the gym tonight. No lie. However, she makes me take the stairs to the gym and calls me a wus if I want to take the elevator down one floor.

 

Maybe Julia is now my Drill Sergeant?

 

Maybe she's the motivation I need?

 

Well, I will look forward to the gym later right after I take a nap.

This typing is tiring me out.