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People I Should Hate But Don't: The Rock

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Who names themselves after a piece of earth? I mean, The Rock? Actually, while we're at it, why not call yourself The Boulder? But at least he can laugh at himself...in fact that's all he really ever does.

He is SO not my type; he's too muscle-y, his hair looks like someone colored his head with a sharpie and he asks if people can smell what he's cooking...am I the only one who finds that sort of disgusting?

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But look at that eyebrow work! Damn, The Rock!

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Girls, you know you think he's sexy, and guys, you wish you could body slam Hulk Hogan (okay, I don't know any other wrestlers).





And look at those cheekbones! And that smile...does he use Crest Whitestrips? Snappy dresser, too. Yes Dwayne, I think I love you.