I am in the process of getting my Matt abs on but it's not an easy mission.
Just recently, I was minding my own business and reading the G section of the Globe when I came across a little story about some Bostonians coming up with their own blogs. This is fine and fucking dandy until I started reading about what their blogs were about.
The blogs were about food!
How to make food!
How to eat food!
I am trying to lose weight here and I am reading about sites called BEWARE THE FOOD
and Pam's Cheap Eats not to mention Poor Girl Gourmet.
The aforementioned list ways to cook duck, buttermilk biscuits, quince jam, and french toast with caramel sauce on them among many, many other things!!
I am going to have stop reading the Globe. There is no other way around it.
Don't they know I want Matt Abs?
Those BASTARDS!!
It's 0612 in the morning...
I might as well just go back to bed....
I'm depressed!
