Oh, Segway, how I love you
There's nothing better than
A fat tourist with a helmet
Who's giving all he can
On a Segway, how I miss you
You go at super speeds
And tourists can't control you
And end up eating trees
Oh, Segway, how I trust you
The tourists try to spin
But when they battle Segway
Oh, Segway how I love you
Let me count the ways
'Cause I was just on You Tube
For days and days and days
Watching Segways, I adore you
Can't wait to come back home
To classic Segway, Florida
And buy one of my own..... (I'll pass.)
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