People I Should Hate But Don't: Brett Michaels

Okay, maybe you didn't hate him 1988 but I'm pretty sure a lot of people do now. He has a ridiculous reality show in which he makes disgusting girls play mud-ball (yea I watch it) and he never takes off that stupid bandanna. But I'll admit it, I have a little crush on him. I guess I like botox-ed faces and guy-liner because I would totally go on that show if it weren't for the array of airborne STDs I would catch from standing within five of him.



Surprisingly, he's really sensitive. And it's pretty amusing to watch him kick the decent looking girls of his show only to pick the psycho ones to stay. Oh Brett, you can do so much better! Just whip out that guitar and we'll let the cowboy boots slide.