Oh Paula. What's up with the outfits and WHAT is up with making all the contestants wear pieces from your
hideous jewelry line? Don't call them "gifts" when they're your pretty pathetic attempt at making yourself viable for a career once you're kicked off Idol. And try giving the singers more advice to work with than "you have a beautiful star in your soul" or "I think you have the potential to be a rising sun in the meadow."
But, I'm being harsh because, Paula, I love you. I don't know what's really in that giant coke cup in front of you (vodka, rum, melted down crystal meth?) but whatever it is it makes me want to squish you, squeeze your head off and dangle you from my rear view mirror.
(See Paula after David's performance...but watch the performance because he's just so f*ing cute!!)
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