First offense -the car horn

I was stuck on Route 114 in Danvers, Mass., in bumper to bumper traffic.  I wasn't going anywhere and of course I have this woman behind me blasting her horn multiple times.  

Obviously she was a "busy" woman who needed to get somewhere fast because she was talking on her cell phone and using that great horn of hers.  It's not my fault there's traffic.  I'm not particularly happy to be in a car at 8:00 a.m.   

Here's my solution to all those people who feel the need to honk their car horns while in traffic, get out of the car and run if they're in that much of a rush.  Then maybe some people would get some exercise. 

It's times like these I would like someone to blowout the tires of these people, so then they would have a real reason to honk their horns.