I really was trying to read this boring academic article on the commuter train yesterday. But, no this short, plump and blond woman wouldn't let me.
You might be asking how could she have done this?
Easy, she was talking loudly into her phone right next to me for the whole train ride. Not once did she shut up.
Then I got to thinking what a bitch she was. Now I understand that once in awhile when you get on a train you might have to make a call, but you don't stay on that call forever.
I have no desire to hear the love note you found at your boyfriend's house from his ex-girlfriend. Frankly, you're old and need to work out, if his ex is hotter I wouldn't blame him for cheating on you.
I know some people like hearing the misery of others, however, I could have cared less at this moment and I couldn't believe this woman wanted to have this conversation in front of strangers.
By the end of the train ride I felt so dirty I wanted a shower because obviously she had to complain about getting tested for an std.
Listen lady there are others on the train who need to read, and if you need to talk on the phone don't sit next to them. It's rude and frankly I don't want to know what is going on in your messed up life. And I'm not the only one who feels this way!
My solution: people like her should be subjected to my mom. One hour listening to my mom blab on and on about the dullest things alive, like coupons, would make these people shut up forever!
My Mom!
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