March 2009 Archives

I am in the process of getting my Matt abs on but it's not an easy mission.

Just recently, I was minding my own business and reading the G section of the Globe when I came across a little story about some Bostonians coming up with their own blogs. This is fine and fucking dandy until I started reading about what their blogs were about.

The blogs were about food!

How to make food!

How to eat food!

I am trying to lose weight here and I am reading about sites called BEWARE THE FOOD

and Pam's Cheap Eats not to mention Poor Girl Gourmet.

The aforementioned list ways to cook duck, buttermilk biscuits, quince jam, and french toast with caramel sauce on them among many, many other things!!

I am going to have stop reading the Globe. There is no other way around it.

Don't they know I want Matt Abs?

Those BASTARDS!!

It's 0612 in the morning...

I might as well just go back to bed....

I'm depressed! 

I finally made it to the gym on Sunday evening. I used this stair-climber-thing-a-mig for 30 minutes and though I could barely walk afterwards, I felt great!

I have started to read, The Abs Diet by David Zinczenko.

I am hoping to get abs like Matthew McConaughey. 

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How long will it take?

I didn't have any beers over the weekend. That's a start.

I did have broccoli and cauliflower with dinner last night. Hey, that's another start.

I made some banana bread and got my potassium and fruit in...Hey..I'm on a roll.

Wait a second...Wait a cotton-pickin' second....

I don't need no stickin' book. The picture of Matt and his abs is doing the trick for me.

What inspiration!!!

I'm enlightened!

I'm energized!!

Cue the Star-Spangled Banner!!

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I think I will even take up naked bongo-playing!!!

I have always wanted to learn a musical instrument!!!

Thanks Matt! Thanks!!

I am heading to the gym!!!