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Miss 'Wulla Jean' and perversions - Miss Jessie, the real counterpart to Miss Wulla Jean, did not care for anything more exotic than the missionary position and would throw customers out if they asked for more.
precloital genital washing - this was really practiced in the Chicken Ranch. Entry elaborates.
not going into Gilbert - the girls of the Chicken Ranch would not have been overly welcome in the city of La Grange. As Texas Monthly puts it, the girls would not be invited to community bar-b-ques, but would be given leftovers.
coming at the sound of the bell - this is a common practice for brothels. The girls are expected to show up, no matter the time of day, when customers show up and the bell is rung. The idea is that the girls are always available.
set price for sex - unlike the brothels of Nevada, the Chicken Ranch really did have set prices for their time and acts (fellatio being added in the 1960's). This tended to range from $3-$40 under Miss Jessie.
Aggie discount - there seems to have been an $8 Aggie discount in place for students of Texas A&M. Aggies have been known to, upon finding out that a peer is a virgin, tie him up and take him to the Chicken Ranch.
regular medical checks - the girls of the Chicken Ranch had mandated bi-weekly medical checks to make sure they were healthy and clean. Local officials knew about this and recieved a twice yearly report of the status of the Chicken Ranch from the Sheriff.
girls from far away - as a matter of course the girls at the Chicken Ranch were not local girls. This allowed for there to be female and spousal support of the business (for keeping rape from happening) after it was exposed on television.
Edna Milton, or Mona Stangley in the musical, was the madam of the Chicken Ranch from 1952 until its closing in 1973.
She worked for Miss Jessie for a very short time before buying the land and house from her. Her history before showing up at the Chicken Ranch in unknown.
Edna continued many of the practices that Miss Jessie had started, continuing the amiable relationship between brothel and local government and community support.
After the Chicken Ranch closed, she moved to east Texas and married a restaurant owner. When the Chicken Ranch Restaurant opened in Austin, she became its hostess. After that closed she went on Broadway as Miss Wulla Jean and a consultant to the musical The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
A fun anecdote about how Edna left the show:
One night, as she was saying goodbye to the stage manager, he said he'd see her tomorrow. She said, "No. I'm goin' home," and left. Of course they expected her to show up the next day, not having talked about leaving with anyone. But sure enough, she did not return the next night and had, in fact, left and gone home to east Texas.
- Outsiders in a conservative area are not likely to choose found their businesses and hence raise their families in a place with a whorehouse. It simply isn't wholesome.
Especially since the population of La Grange is almost entirely from near proximity and would have known about the Chicken Ranch.
- It is rumored that the Chicken Ranch would have brought in tourist dollars which would circulate the city. While this may be true, it would not be families or vacationers, meaning money would only be used for food and drink.
- Even if the revenue of the Chicken Ranch equaled or surpassed that of a additional businesses, the money would not have recirculated in LaGrange. As the script mentions, the girls were not welcome in town. Also, most prostitutes are in financial situations similar to Angel's, supporting children or debts.
- Additionally, the prostitutes of the Chicken Ranch were never from LaGrange itself, making the Chicken Ranch anything but a place of employment for locals.
Its effectiveness is unsubstantiated, unproved, and not recommended or endorsed.
However, here are my thoughts on the slight effects it could have had:
- Potentially lessen the chance of catching a bacterial infection.
- Would most likely of these lessen the chance of catching any genital problem that shows externally (topical ailments)
- could remove some Pubic Lice, also know as 'crabs'
- could reduce chance of contracting Scabies
- could reduce change of contracting the viral Genital Warts during an outbreak
- Would not protect from viral STDs of any sort
- herpes (HSV), hepatitis (HBV), or HIV/AIDS
- genital warts (HPV) is a viral STD. {Yes, the HPV that causes cervical cancer}
- viral STDs cannot be cured, only the symptoms may be treated
As far as postcloital washing is concerned, it could aid customers in not contracting a disease. Postcloital washing does not positively effect females, however.
- the penis reaches past the cervix, effectively placing all ejaculate beyond the typical reach of water
- douching of any sort is not recommeneded by medical professionals. Even if an acidic agent is added (as has been hypothesized could alter vaginal state enough to prevent conception - unsubstanciated), it would not effect the bacteria
- in truth, douching can alter the state of the vaginal so greatly that natural bacteria used to fight and ward off diseases are destroyed, leaving the female more prone to contracting any and all present STDs
Going rate for services about time of closing: $15 for 15 minutes
More expensive options were added in the sixties when Miss Edna took over
Each girl would see 5 to 20 customers a day; for a $300/wk result after Edna took her cut
During 1972 investigation, State intelligence documented 484 persons entering the premises over the course of 2 days. If all of these are customers, and there are 16 girls, the result is over 15 customers per girl per day.
Est. 75% to Edna for taxes, insurance, utilities, food (two meals a day), weekly doctor visits, two attendants, maids, a cook, and laundry bills.
It has been estimated that the ranch had an income of more than $500,000 a year
All new employees were fingerprinted and photographed by Sheriff Flournoy before they could start. A criminal record of any kind prevented employment. Previous to this procedure, the sheriff would present the current state of the brothel to the Fayette County Grand Jury twice every year.
Many allegations that the Ranch helped to find criminals by learning of gossip and reporting suspicious characters or men that boasted of their deeds while drunk at night.
It's easy to look at the closing of the Chicken Ranch as the product of one man's moral crusade. This is not the case at all. First, if you have explored any of the entries or links concerning Marvin Zindler, you already know that he was more inspired by the breaking of the law than the the law's moral content.
Second, it was the state government that wanted the 'bawdy house' closed even more than Zindler or the 'Jesus Bunch' did.
1972 - It all starts here when Texas State intelligence officers with the Department of Public Safety begin investigations about organized crime in Texas.
As a matter of course they investigate the Chicken Ranch, as well as another brothel ('The Wagon Wheel') in a neighboring county.
The filed report says that over the course of Nov 17 and 18, 1972, there were 484 persons entering the Ranch's premises. The estimated revenue of the brothel was 1.5 million dollars a year. Locals deny these figures.Flornoy reportedly threatens the officers with a shotgun for investigating the Chicken Ranch
Because of the report linking the Chicken Ranch to an organized prostitution ring, the Texas Rangers ask Sheriff Flournoy to close the brothel.
Flournoy speaks to Colonel Spiers about this order. Spiers instructs Flournoy to close it for a short while due to the upcoming election.The Chicken Ranch seemingly closes for a few weeks, but still accepts regular customers at the back door.
1973 - the Chicken Ranch issue resumes when the Texas Attorney General John Hill hears of the investigative report and continued operation of the Chicken Ranch.
Hill tells Fayette county District Attorney Oliver Kitzman to close the Chicken Ranch, showing him the report and figures.
Kitzman refuses, saying that its operation does not bother his constituients and therefore it does not bother him.After the converstion with Kitzman ends, Hill resolves to have the media contacted about the Chicken Ranch and its abuses of the law.
A phone call is made to Marvin Zindler about this issue and he begins interviews and research.
Correspondent Larry Conners and photographer Frank Ambrose stake out the Chicken Ranch, getting footage of costomers, the girls, and general activity.
They see about 3 dozen customers enter in the space of about an hour.They return to the Chicken Ranch the next day and Edna Milton comes out and asks them to leave, saying she runs a boarding house.
Zindler speaks to Kitzman, who says that he knew of its existance but had not closed it down due to a problem with law enforcement.
Zindler talks with Texas Governor Dolph Briscoe and gives him the investigative reports.
Briscoe says he will discuss this with the Attornoy General and get further information from the Dept. of Public Safety.July 1973 - Zindler airs his report on ABC13 Eyewitness News, containing all the information he had gleaned.
August 1, 1973 - the Chicken Ranch has closed its doors for the last time, a week after the airing of the news program.
Governor Briscoe announces, "Colonel Spiers, I'm sure, has advised you that Sheriff Flournoy today advused the Department of Public Safety that in response to a call on Monday that the Chicken Ranch at La Grange is permanently closed."
August 2, 1973 - the Gov was to meet with Flournoy about the Chicken Ranch situation, but dismissed the meeting after hearing that the Ranch was already closed and the girls gone.
This is depressing for the people of La Grange, who have circulated a petition in support of the Chicken Ranch since the airing of the report.
Most of the town's 3,000 population had signed the petition, including mothers and wives.

1844 - Mrs. Swine
brings 3 young women from
186? - Mrs. Swine
and prostitute Tillie ran out of town as supposed Yankee sympathizers
Records were not kept between the 1860's and 1905, but it seems as if Mrs. Swine's girls and Miss Jessie's crossed paths to keep the prostitute tradition going.
1905 - Miss Jessie
buys a house in
1917 - Miss Jessie
creates "middle-management" positions to handle community relations. They send letter and packages to soldiers in the Great World War
1930's - start
accepting chickens during the Great Depression in lieu of cash
1940's - send
letters and packages to soldiers in World War II
1946 - T.J.
Flournoy elected sheriff
1952 - Edna Milton
(a recent hire) takes over for Miss Jessie, buying the estate. Miss Jessie retires to her sister's house due to declining health issues.
1961 - Miss Jessie
(80) dies in
1960's - the Ranch reaches its 16 girl maximum. 'Exotic extras' are added.
1972 - the State runs an investigation into the Chicken Ranch and possibly mafia connections
July 1973 - Marvin
Zindler runs report on KTRK-TV about The Chicken Ranch
1973 - Band ZZ Top release album with song "La Grange" on it about The Chicken Ranch. It seems to have been written before the airing of the story, but released afterward.
1974 - Zindler
comes to run a follow-up and is attacked by Sheriff Flournoy. This results in a 3mil lawsuit, the sheriff destroyed the video but not the audio, which was broadcast on tv.
April 1974 - Larry L. King's article on 'The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas' runs in Playboy
1977 -
1978 - The Chicken Ranch Restaurant closes;
building and furnishings auctioned off
1980 - Sheriff
Flournoy resigns
1982 - Film of musical
featuring Bert Reynolds and Dolly Parton premieres
1982 - Entrepreneur
buys rights and opens brothel of the same name and practice in
October 1982 - Sheriff Flournoy dies
July 9, 2007 - Marvin Zindler dies
